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Monday, June 7, 2004 11:53 A.M.
Today being Sunday, last night I went to Jon's house (Madison's boyfriend) where I caught the tail end of Texas chainsaw massacre. Perhaps it was the darkened room or Jon's mum asking us if we were going to go out at an innopertune moment but I was thoroughly frightened. Im not one to scream and cry if Freddy Kreuger wants to chop up some big busted blonde but this guy was really nasty! It was based on a true story (no matter how loosely) and the fact that they showed footage of the actual killer did not help any. After that was over we had intended on going bowling but our ride (Edward the flashlight boy) had late hours at Acme. Tom (Kendra's boyfriend) suggested we watch Play it Again Sam. Tom is a Woody Allen fan and he felt the need to impose on us. It was good for a chuckle and I can relate to dear Woodrow`s humor but that was an hour and 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. By that time Ed was off work so we ambled over to his house. Such was our luck that he had stolen $50 dollars worth of food 60% of which was ramen. They played DDR for some time becasue Ed's papa was drunk and out cold. I fell asleep but was awoken when he gave me a backrub. Now, no one ever gives me backrubs. I was blessed with the freakish fingers and the ability to do it well but to recieve is a pleasure I have long dreamed about. Despite my joy I would have prefered him not to have touched me. So I compramised and imagined it was you. In any case my troubles were soon over as Kendra's curfew is midnight. We headed over to her house for the night. We talked aimlessly for a few hours and fell asleep. My body teeterd on the edge of a rather high bed and the blankets were held in the tight grasps of two professional blanket hoggers. Despite the odds I slept well. The next morning the boys took us out to Webbers. Madison's parents were in the diner and after a short conversation they paid for our breakfasts, all 7. As they said they owed Jon money. When she asked why they said they needed to pay Jon for being her boyfriend. We were then harrassed by the large, mustashed head waitress. She noticed Madison was now carrying her parents master card and held her to her breast. That aside breakfast was reasonably uneventful, Adam ate 5 pancakes under 10 minutes, Ed ate butter, a typical Sunday. It was followed by hackey sac in front of the diner and a bus ride to the mall. As that was a blur Ill end my tale there. Hopefully this has been at least mildly interesting. Wish me luck on my math testne.